
{Note from the author: I would not spend time watching "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" even if it was free on an airplane or being shown to me between commercials while I'm in the audience of the Tyra Show. So actually, this review is my response to hearing of a new local Food Co-Op starting up in my neighborhood...}
If I was a better person I would cook more.
I would spend more time in my apartment's kitchen and not the bedroom.
I would call my mom more.
I wouldn't treat my sister the way she treats me.
I wouldn't punch people in the penis.
I would save more money.
I would travel and not worry about work.
I would have a tomato plant on my fire escape.
I would ride a bike every day.
One day I will join this new street-corner food co-op. And I will know what to do with 30lbs of kale. And I will have a roof deck and fabulous outdoor dinner parties and we will laugh because I will be perfect!
Hahahahahahhaha!
xoxo,
Joan de Newyark (Sent from my BlackBerry)
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